Stories of A Wanna-Be Bionic Chick

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: Name: Bionic; Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States

I was named after Jamie Summers, aka The Bionic Woman. My life’s entirety has consisted of my attempts to live up to the name, that of a superhero. Thanks, Ma! The recorded events in this here Blog will most likely contain my misadventures as I maze, blaze, trip, & fumble skip my way through civilization. Professionally - a secretary (filing, filing my nails). Romantically - forever as a doomed lovetripper(especially when trying to mate with females). Socially - a bit of a stubbed toe. Oh, and I have a band. ME: I am young & haven't destroyed my good looks yet, I'm all about the 3 "B"s: Bars, Chicks and Beer. I got picked up by a trick in a taco hut once. This happenstance encounter was the most recent exciting thing about my love life. I like pool. I like my guitar. I hate litterers. I hate flipping people the bird. I like making fun of my own hand size. Punctuation pretty much confuses me, as do Republicans. I'm an Aries. I am collecting signatures to abolish Wednesdays. Someday, I will be a hibiscus.

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